the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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theomegaphoenix:

thetallblacknerd:

zaysito:

in her defense

2 broke people cant do shit

i know i been in a relationship like that

all we could do is fuck all day

fuck and sleep

I’m trying to see where this can be an issue

Did part of the post get cut off? I’m missing the negative side…

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laugh-addict:

when you see your parent come home from the grocery store

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wzrdkelley:

in the pussy like

“boy she got dat fire”

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bigdaddykelly:

two times.

swagony:

wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas

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inbox:

inbox:

inbox:

inbox:

inbox:

knock knock

whos there

may I come in?

may I come in who?

may i come in you

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irenigg:

irenigg:

i will turn the entire rap game on its head i will make it fashionable to be poor fuck w/ the mixtape

1. I’m Hungry
2. I’m Hungry as hell
3. Cigarettes for dinner
4. wring the washcloth in the cup
5. sippin on sweat
6. as my stomach gently weeps
7. Free and Reduced Lunch
8. making ends meet
9. odd jobs in cartersville
10. i live in a shack
11. Cologne magazine samples glued to my chest
12. Ate My Son Today
13. fightin for my life

bonus tracks

1. What You Mean Declined?
2. Paying Loans With Loans

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LIFE HACK

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

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misterdelfuego:

kingdizzy88:

dabaryah:

I tested Walmart’s brand of bottled water and I was shocked to see they sell the most toxic water ever. I tested for Total Dissolved Solids using a TDS meter and the number I got was 271. THAT IS THE MOST TOXIC WATER I HAVE EVER SEEN. Even NYC tap water TDS score is 39. Poland Spring is 42. The water is not even drinkable. I think it’s Criminal to even make profits from selling this water filled with sodium fluoride and who knows what else is in that. 500 ppm (parts per million) is the EPA Maximum but even though the FDA is corrupt their recommended is 000, which is pure.

THE ONLY BOTTLED WATER THAT READS 000 IS DUANEreade/Walgreens ‘NICE’ branded water.


PLEASE SHARE THIS INFO ALONG.

- anonymous

Damn wally mart… Damn… :/

Walmart is Satan in retail form.

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